Log Entry 140706.106

I staggered from the depths of sleep into a confused consciousness, not that I had slept much in the first place.
A wall of cloth before my eyes foxed me for a moment, and then I remembered. It was the back of a sofa.
I turned to Luke who was lying behind me, partially spooned into my back in order to make the most of the limited space we had. He was already awake, staring blindly at the ceiling. He turned, gave a small, wry smile and yawned widely.
We had hoped that Rosie and Lulu would have called it a night at some point and retired to the bedroom so that we could make good our escape, but no such luck. They lingered on the sofa for hours, chatting and laughing as they downed the Romulan ale. As the night deepened and a chill set into the air, they retired only as far as the log fire where they snuggled beneath blankets on the rug, at which point we were forced to listen to their love-making.
I had put my fingers in my ears to try and shut it out, but failed. Those noises will live with me forever. Even now, I blush every time I think of it and have no idea how I'm going to be able to look Rosie in the face ever again.
Anyway, as we lay there, cramped and stiff, we could hear Rosie and Lulu packing their things up and preparing to leave. Apparently, Lulu is an astral chemist and had managed to wangle a twenty-four hour break to meet up with Rosie for their anniversary. Both then had places to be: Rosie on the Earhart and Lulu, the Interplanetary Science Centre on Empathos IV.
They had a final kiss and a cuddle and, at last, left the room. Even then, we waited a good few minutes to make sure they weren't coming back before emerging from behind the sofa.
"You prat!" said Luke.
"Yes, I know. You don't have to rub it in. Come on. Let's get out of here."
Like criminals, we skulked out of the suite and back towards our own rooms. Our route back meant that we passed Rutter and Luke's room first, but when we arrived, we found it empty bar the housemaid who was cleaning it. She was very sweet and handed Luke a little note from Rutter. He opened it and sighed deeply.
"What is it?" I asked. "What does it say?"
He handed me the note.

Luke
Have no idea where you are, but hope it was worth it because you're running late. Had to vacate the room so I've packed the rest of your stuff up and will meet you in Al and Jen's room. If you're still not back in time, I'll get your stuff onto the Earhart for you, but I'm not signing you in. If you miss the boat, that's your tough luck, mate!

"Oh knickers!" I mumbled under my breath, and Luke then gave me the wickedest smirk you ever saw.
"What?" I asked, suspicion rising in me.
"Oh, nothing," he said, his broad grin tainting his words, but as he turned from me, I grabbed his arm.
"Hang on!" I said. "We can't go to my room together. They'll get the wrong idea."
"You're right," smiled Luke, pulling a face and then, as I dropped my guard, he yanked himself free from me and fled.
"Luke! You ...!" I shouted as I ran after him, but he had reached my room and pressed the chime before I could stop him.
As I skidded to a halt at his side, Al opened the door. A look of startled amusement spread over her face as her eyes flitted between the two of us. She smiled humorously and stood to one side allowing us to enter.
Inside, our cases were all packed and ready to go. Rutter was sitting on a sofa with his feet up, sipping a cup of green tea. He looked up and laughed loudly at us.
"Where the heck have you two been?" he jeered.
I opened my mouth to speak, but nothing came out. What could I say?
"Yes, Jen," piped up Luke smugly. "Where have we been?"
He was wearing a lop-sided smile, so cheeky that I felt a strong urge to slap it off his face. I chewed on my bottom lip.
"No! Don't tell me!" shouted Al, holding up a hand to stop us. "Come on! We're late!"
She picked up her bags and pushed her way past me. Rutter did likewise.
"Would you like me to carry your bags for you?" teased Luke as he picked up my holdall along with his things.
"No!" and snatched my bag from him before stomping out of the room in an angry sulk. He caught up with me quickly enough though.
"Why did you say that?" I demanded.
He face shrugged.
"Dunno, but maybe it'll make you think about your actions before you go steaming in next time."
"You know they'll talk."
"They'll talk anyway."
"Yes, but now they'll have something to really get their teeth into."
"So what would you suggest, Jen? We can either tell them the truth—"
"No way!" I bellowed. "What happened last night stays between the two of us! We must never speak a word of this to anyone!"
Luke readily agreed.
"So does that mean we lie? Because if you think I'm going to lie for you, you're wrong. I'm not saying I'd never lie for you, but not over something as trivial as this."
And he was absolutely right of course.
"No," I agreed reluctantly. "I'm not going to ask you to lie."
"Then we just let them talk. And the more we feed them with possibilities, the more they'll think there's nothing going on."
I thought about it for a moment.
"Oh! I see! Reverse psychology!"
"Yeah. I knew you'd get it in the end."

Log Entry 140629.105

We followed Rosie through the hotel, skulking through the corridors like a couple of burglars, hiding behind service trolleys and around corners. When other guests appeared, we mingled, trying to look as inconspicuous as possible, but obviously failed judging by the very peculiar looks we were awarded.

Suddenly, Rosie stopped before a door: room 409. Quickly, we ducked out of sight, taking refuge behind the doorframe of a cupboard. Peering around it, we must have looked particularly silly: a small totem pole of heads: mine at the bottom and Luke's above me.

Rosie, meanwhile, gulped nervously as he prepared himself for what came next. He stroked the rucksack and laid it against the door, slicked back his white hair with both hands, pushed back his shoulders, gave a little cough and pressed the door chime. A few seconds later, the door slid open and a woman's voice radiated from within.

"Have you got it?" she asked. Her voice was seductive, soft and low.

An excited smile flitted across Rosie's lips.

"Have I ever let you down?"

There was a short pause.

"You'd better come in then."

Rosie stepped over the rucksack and disappeared into the room. The door didn't close though, because the rucksack was blocking its path. Seeing our opportunity, I grabbed Luke by the arm and sped up to the door. A quick peek around the doorframe assured me that Rosie and the woman had stepped out of the room (they were on the balcony). I hauled Luke inside and shoved him behind a sofa where we both crouched. I think Luke tried to protest, but I ignored him and then, suddenly, Rosie re-emerged, ran over to the door, grabbed the bag and gently threw it onto the couch. The door closed and he secured it with a 'do not disturb'.

The woman, meanwhile, came back into the room. She settled herself on the sofa beside the bag.

"Show me the goodies then," she commanded happily.

Goodies? Not 'goods' but 'goodies'? That made me wonder.

"You know this stuff is contraband?"

"Of course I do. That's why I wanted you to get it rather than acquire some myself."

Rosie laughed, but it was a relaxed laugh, not strained or forced.

I was getting a bad feeling about this.

"Starfleet could have my rank if they found out."

"Then let's not tell anyone." Her voice echoed the smile on her face.

Rosie sighed.

"Come on then," she prompted. "I'll get the glasses," and she got up. We heard her rummaging around in a cupboard and the clink of glasses as she selected two before returning to the sofa.

"You know this is often an acquired taste," warned Rosie.

"Yes, darling, I know, but you promised me Romulan ale on our twenty-fifth wedding anniversary the very first night we met."

O-oh!

"Yes, and I have since learned not to make promises to you, my love, if I can't keep them."

They laughed in unison as the stopper came out of the bottle.

As they clinked their glasses together, I could feel Luke's eyes boring into me. I didn't dare to look at him, but a sharp jab in the shoulder made me. He was glaring at me with a strange mixture of anger and humour. I shrugged. He shook his head and mouthed the words, "you stupid donkey".

Log Entry 220614.104

Having appraised Rosie of the situation, we arrived at Risa's Med-Lab 4 expecting a barrage of tests and questions.
"Excellent—you're here," Rosie greeted us, but there was no warmth in his voice. He seemed stressed, and danced anxiously from foot to foot.
"Yes, but as I say, if you want to get much from Luke, you might have to break your rule about letting the self-inflicted suffer."
I was expecting a long, drawn-out argument with Rosie to convince him.
"Eh? What?" he blurted, quite distracted. He scowled deeply as his eyes flitted erratically about the lab.
"Hangover?" I reminded him. "He has the mother of all hangovers."
Rosie's eyes flicked back to me and then swept over Luke's ashen face.
"Oh! Yes!" He seemed surprised, which was odd as he knew all about it.
"Right ... um ..." He chewed nervously on his bottom lip and continued to look around as though searching for something.
"Is something wrong?" I asked.
"Wrong! Wrong! No! Whatever could be wrong?" He tried to be casual, but there was a distinct note of apprehension about him.
"No ... right ... hangover cure. Yes. Of course."
His speech was clipped as he snapped the words out at me, and within seconds, a inaprovaline-based cocktail of drugs had been administered. "Right—done—off you go," chirped Rosie, taking both of us by the arm and herding us unceremoniously out of the MedLab.
"But—"
"No buts. First day of coherence for Luke, so I recommend R and R. Take him out, Jenny. Make sure he enjoys himself!" and with that the door shushed shut behind us ensuring we had no opportunity to argue.
How utterly bizarre! Not only was Luke not going to suffer his hangover, but he was being instructed to go and have fun! This wasn't like Rosie at all.
"Is it me or was that just downright odd?" I asked Luke, but he simply shrugged, equally as bemused as I was.
"Yep, but I'm not complaining. I'm ready for a day of fun. Heck! I've been ordered to enjoy myself—and you've been ordered to ensure I do," but I wasn't listening.
The shush of another door made me turn, and I saw Rosie leaving the MedLab by the far exit. He was huddling a rucksack against his chest and scurried off down the corridor with great speed, mumbling under his breath. He was definitely a man on a mission.
"Now, where's he off to?" I asked myself aloud, my eyes narrowing with suspicion.
"Don't know and don't care," grinned Luke.
"Come on," and I grabbed Luke by the arm.
"Where to? NO! We're not going to follow him!"
"Oh yes, we are!" I bullied, dragging him off down the corridor after Rosie.
"Can't we go swimming, or lie on a beach, or learn water polo or something? I think you'll find that's what Rosie really meant," he whinged.
"No."